what if phone rings? Monday, September 8, 2008
Posted by bornfool in Thoughts.Tags: condom, fear, Feel, Humor, mobile, pants, phone, symphony, Unexpected, Vibration, warning
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You don’t know but it is ringing! Inside your left pocket of the pants, it is slowly creating vibrations which we haven’t heard of. These vibrations attract all the energy close to you and gives you feel of new life. It’s just like you were taking a nap, and somebody touched you gently. A touch you just can feel. You don’t want to change the situation you are in. So after a while when you stop sensing new life, you check your left pocket of the pants in search of a reason. Then you will only find a miss call. A call which has been missed. Missing something valuable never hurts so much, as fear of missing a call. Fear of what next?
It’s hard to remain patient after the vibrations. So this time you will keep it in the right pocket of your pants. Vibrations are like a symphony. Soft solid touch of an angel. Everything is moved. There is electricity in your mind which conquers your whole body. You never wanted call to miss. But you never wanted call to end. Why can’t it keep on ringing? If it does then how many time would I miss it. Always and again and again, not one time but all the time. Next time it happens with you, carry a condom handy.
This is why i didn’t pick up your phone my friend.
*statuary warning – I never put my phone on vibration.
Where is washroom? Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Posted by bornfool in Thoughts.Tags: Alone, Destiny, Hell, Humor, Predicament, Time, Toilet
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Where should I go, when I lost the way? I am lost and feeling restless. It’s problem which i can’t control. I have been practicing for years.. But result is not yet worth mentioning.
It seems I have seen hell hundreds times in my life. Sometimes my visit is for 10 minutes and some for hours. Now I enjoy going there. It’s like second home to me. Home, where I live alone. In silent places I think where am going. I decide my destiny, when I am alone. My second home gives me enough peace, where I can feel better. Hell was never so exciting.
When you lost your way, you’ll find me there. In total predicament, I promise to close my eyes when you will find the peace and the destiny. Cheer this moment and hope train would be never so late as it is today.
My Face – RED Tomato Wednesday, August 13, 2008
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Isn’t it obvious that Tomatoes are Red? Some may argue, they are green, when are growing. But when do human have face like a tomato, i.e. RED.
Are you hiding something? I know you got a secret. Ok, are you feeling ashamed? No, no may be you are hungry. Have you eaten green chillies? Are you a coward looser? Are you in the meeting? May be your partner slapped you….. Were you caught putting finger inside the nose or may be scratching your genitals? You saw a beauty in red bikini? Are you in love? Or may me you are getting divorce? Are you about to blow up? A girl kissed you. You have not slept for years? Your internet connection has expired? You are watching a sexy scene along with your mother? Is it because of sun?
Can you identify yourself with above points?
May be you are occasionally red or you were born red and still are.
Whatever may be the reason, when the last time you remembered your face was red like a tomato.
Prayer without the heart Sunday, August 3, 2008
Posted by bornfool in Thoughts.Tags: Culture, Humor, Love, Prayer, Religion, School
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I am standing in the assembly line. Line, I always hate. It was 7:30 in the morning, when drum starts beating and we, students, have to stand under the presence of hot sun in the big school ground where our Hand-Ball team practices everyday. I was fifth from the start in the line and twenty-second from the end in my class. So how many students are there in my class?
Sound of drum was echoing in the mind as fast as our Head Boy was moving his hands. The scene couldn’t have been worse, as boys and girls were standing in separate lines. But I could see a girl, whom secretly I like. Her hair shines in my eyes. I didn’t want to miss a single glimpse of her. But when it was ordered to shut your eyes and start the prayer, my heart was never into prayer. I didn’t remember who God is? Why am Standing here?
Then I, secretly, opened my right eye to see her glimpse, but all I could find was our P.T. teacher in front of me. Before I could close my eye again, I felt a strong vibration on my left cheek. Yes, teacher’s hand was heavy.
I got punishment for opening the eye, but not for forgetting my religion. Not for the prayer without the heart.
I am married but she is not. Friday, August 1, 2008
Posted by bornfool in Thoughts.Tags: Culture, Divorce, Humor, Love, Marriage
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Who is she? Well she is my wife. Are you crazy? Yes I am. haah
She is a human who thinks i am attached towards her, but i am also a man who feels nothing is that sort in my mind. I don’t listen to her. I don’t know what she is doing at the moment. May be she is sleeping, but what the hell.
For how long long long do i know her? Does she know anything about me? Then Who am I. May be she is married but I am not! Luckily I don’t wear any ring, because I lost it in the bathroom sink. Yes while I was singing, De ra ra ra, it fell into sink. I didn’t try to find it again. Oh yeah
Hey baby now I am alone, like I was always, but still in no mood to marry. I am happy, if I just pretend. I cry, while they think I pretend.
Marriage has its different meanings, which I didn’t ponder while writing it. But it was amusing to see the way, one ties the knot on one day, then on other day, they pretend to be unknown.
Point of Debate- where is Nuclear Deal? Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Posted by bornfool in India, News, Politics.Tags: Congress, Debate, Democracy, Government, Left, Nuclear deal, Politicians, UPA
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There are important things to be talked about, but forgetting everything in the crisis, major showdown in the parliament is about proving which Government has done well and which has tried to bribe MPs.
Main reason for break-up between Left and Congress is said to be nuclear deal, but what the hell, where is nuclear deal. Nobody is talking about it. Nobody is debating about it. Nobody knows its features. Some says good, some says bad on what context?
If the government authorities cannot solve this problem, there should be something above them to discuss it. These old politicians are just trying to prove other parties corrupt, immoral, and ill working.
It sucks. And terribly sucks when you as a citizen see all that. I am not saying our politicians do not work, but more is expected when you are responsible for a country like India.
I live in the surroundings where people just ignore government issues, or just amuse or frustrate about the circumstances. As everybody knows nothing is going to work here. I live in the same place. And I just tried to frustrate about it.
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